Chapter 8 'Things I should not admit' or 'Something Reba might do."

I liked the Twilight books.

I have had more than one dream that Taylor Swift was my best friend. We moved into Reba McIntyre's old house.  I knew it was Reba's place because she had painted her name like a chair rail in the hall.  I suppose it seemed like something Reba would do. I kind of liked Taylor's music, but I really just wanted to hang out with her. 
While I write this I am sitting in yoga pants, a tank top, snow boots and ear warmers.

I don't write more often because I don't want to hurt anyone's feelings.
I think I have a friend crush on Zooey De Channel. I stopped watching The New Girl in an effort to derail my feelings.  I found a website she launched with some friends. I had to walk away from the computer. 

I play a car game when I drive alone.  There are lots of rules and it is very violent.
I named my mittens. I name everything.
I felt really upset when I saw the Christmas trees left on the lot on Christmas Day. I actually felt bad enough to look away this year when we drove by.
When I was a kid I never took the top wash cloth from the stack. I did not want the guy on the top to get too cocky, thinking he was next.  I also loved the idea of surprising one lucky wash cloth in the middle with moving to the front of the line. 
Maybe this chapter should also be titled, Does that make me crazy?
It's like this, I wrote this whole thing just to write the part about Z.D.